Sam and Peter, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the
squirrels, and discuss world problems.
One day Sam didn't show up.
Peter didn't think much about it, and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Sam hadn't shown up for a week or so, Peter really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Peter didn't know
where Sam lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Peter figured he had seen the last of Sam, but one day,
Peter approached the park and lo and behold, there sat Sam!
Peter was very excited and happy to see him, and told him so.
Then he said, 'For crying out loud Sam, what in the world happened to you?'
Sam replied, 'I have been in jail.'
'Jail!' cried Peter.
What in the world for?'
'Well,' Sam said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop, where I sometimes go?'
'Yeah,' said Peter, 'I remember her.
What about her?'
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and at 75 years old, I was
so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded "guilty".
The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'