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Misc => Member Introductions => Topic started by: Empty Tree 8 on February 15, 2013, 11:38:36 AM

Title: State-Of-The-Art Watch!
Post by: Empty Tree 8 on February 15, 2013, 11:38:36 AM

A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his WATCH for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it." Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?", she asks. "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties...". The woman giggles and  replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man exclaims, "Damn-- this thing must be an hour fast!".  :Confused:

Hello all....... apologies for the bawdy joke.....meant it in a good way since we are all watch enthusiasts here.....glad to be part of the forum and look forward to learning and sharing much....cheers! 

Title: Re: State-Of-The-Art Watch!
Post by: am_sober on February 15, 2013, 02:15:39 PM

 :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor:

nice joke~  :thumbsup:

welcome to MWF~

hope u gonna enjoy ur stay here~

tc cheers~
 :Cheers:

Title: Re: State-Of-The-Art Watch!
Post by: nasa on February 15, 2013, 06:32:58 PM

That's an innovative way 2 introduce urself..Welcome aboard bro..Enjoy yr stay.. ::)

Title: Re: State-Of-The-Art Watch!
Post by: TET@WATCH on February 16, 2013, 04:25:22 AM

Another Joker in the house :Laughing_on_floor: Welcome !!!

Title: Re: State-Of-The-Art Watch!
Post by: Dickson Lim on March 03, 2013, 04:54:01 AM

Nice joke! You got my day!  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: State-Of-The-Art Watch!
Post by: Empty Tree 8 on March 04, 2013, 08:42:24 AM

Thanks bros for the warm welcome! Hope to contribute and learn.........and also more jokes..... :Dancing_banana: