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Off Topic => Other Discussion (OT Discussion) => Topic started by: sshark on December 07, 2010, 07:36:29 AM

Title: No Sex Since 1955
Post by: sshark on December 07, 2010, 07:36:29 AM

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

 
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
Is something bothering you?"

 
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

 
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

 
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

 
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
"You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

 
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

 
Finally the young lady said,
"You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

 
"1955, ma'am."

 
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!  She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

 
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

 
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch,
"I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

Title: Re: No Sex Since 1955
Post by: kinson on December 07, 2010, 08:39:16 AM

Good joke :)

Title: Re: No Sex Since 1955
Post by: watchtime on December 07, 2010, 09:44:00 AM

Mr Moderator, Actually this post is related to Time and watches. Read the last part ha ha.

Title: Re: No Sex Since 1955
Post by: jacky8888 on December 07, 2010, 09:47:23 AM

hahaha  :Laughing_on_floor: good one... bro....

Title: Re: No Sex Since 1955
Post by: Manburg on December 07, 2010, 03:28:16 PM

 :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor:

That's a good one (though I'm imagining hard as to how she'd managed to ""relax" him several times"! - he must be one hell of a stud ... I mean, soldier) ;D

Title: Re: No Sex Since 1955
Post by: Broleo on December 07, 2010, 07:05:07 PM

 :Laughing_on_floor: :Laughing_on_floor: :thumbsup:

Title: Re: No Sex Since 1955
Post by: Cloud7 on December 07, 2010, 07:55:34 PM

I think I'm gonna buy 24h watches from now on, so I can say the same thing...  :P