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Offline 7thfort

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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #525 on: November 14, 2021, 01:10:00 PM »
The US has apologised to France and will likely bring them into AUKUS. 

Australia will be replaced and so the new alliance will then be known as FUKUS.…

If Australia stays, then it becomes FUK-USA.

If Canada joins, it will be known as CAN-FUK-USA.

If India joins, it becomes I-CAN-FUK-USA.

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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #526 on: November 19, 2021, 11:35:18 AM »
When I get home I always ask my dog how his day was. And he always gives me the same answer.

RUFF!

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« Reply #527 on: December 28, 2021, 01:00:42 PM »
A man was taken to court for calling an Honourable Minister a pig.

It was his first offence and the Judge was in a good mood and decided to show mercy.

So he discharged him after warning him to desist from unguarded utterances in future.

The man removed his cap and thanked the benevolent Judge profusely. ''Thank you, your lordship."

He continued. "Honestly sir, I didn't know it was wrong to call an Honourable Minister a pig. I won't do it again. I am sorry.''

''It's okay.'' Said the Judge. ''You may go.''

''My lord, may I ask a question, sir?''

''Feel free.'' Answered the Judge.

''Now I know it's wrong to call an Honourable Minister a pig, but is it also wrong to call a pig Honourable Minister?''

Amused, the Judge replied. ''I don't know why you would want to address a pig as Minister. But I don't think the pig would mind. Anyway, it's not unlawful by the way. Yes, you may call any pig Honourable Minister.''

The man smiled and nodded, then he turned to look pointedly at the Minister and said. ''Goodbye, Honourable minister😂

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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #528 on: January 01, 2022, 03:38:30 PM »
Question: Why Santa does not have kids??

Answer: Because he comes only once every year....

Happy New Year everyone...


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