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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #500 on: November 09, 2017, 02:25:46 PM »
She went to an restaurant and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, she took out her mobile phone and made a very loud phone call, saying "My friend, your husband is here with another woman. Just come and see".

Fourteen men disappeared.

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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #501 on: November 09, 2017, 02:28:23 PM »
The teacher told all her students to write an essay about a cricket match.

All the students got busy writing except Vijay.

He wrote : "Due to rain, no match".

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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #502 on: November 09, 2017, 02:30:18 PM »
Vijay stood below a light with his mouth opened. Why?

Because his doctor advised him : "Today's dinner should be light"

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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #503 on: November 09, 2017, 02:32:52 PM »
Q : Can February March?

A : No. But April May

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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #504 on: November 14, 2017, 09:56:01 AM »


"Hello, my name is Jason and I'll be your pilot today"
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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #505 on: July 26, 2018, 08:42:59 AM »
An Asian man walks into a bar.
He sits down at the the bar and starts drinking a beer.
The guy next to him asks, "You know kung fu or karate or any or this shit?"
The asian guy replies, "Why you ask, because I Chinese?"
The other guy replies, "No it’s because you’re drinking my fucking beer!"

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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #506 on: July 26, 2018, 10:12:44 AM »
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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #507 on: September 09, 2018, 07:26:23 AM »
There was an english language competition. 200 persons
participated...
The task was To write
in one sentence about
Peacefulness, Happiness & Calmness......

The Award Winner has written......,

"My wife is sleeping."

Judges hugged him with tears streaming when presenting the award.
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