My wifey has been bugging me with these few questions for the past month or so. Why spend so much time reading up on watches, why spend so much on watches and why so many watches?
You are lucky that you married a philosopher wife. Just tell her:
- Most watch and clock collectors are men. And there is a good explanation....
- You see, men shoulder heavy responsibilities in this uncertain and ugly world and we are not permitted to complain about it or nag day and night to release the pressure. It is considered unmanly to even draw a long face after a tough day at work. We are required to look cool and composed at all times.
- Hence, from time to time we need to find the opportunity to escape to an alternate universe where all things are orderly, certain and of course beautiful, pleasing to our eyes. In this alternate universe, we like mingling with people (but not the rude and obnoxious ones of course
) who share the same desire.
- And guess what?? Watches and clocks serve those purposes.
The hands almost always move in one fixed direction at a definite rate. Watches and clocks reassures us that there is an alternate universe where all things are certain, orderly, and predictable.
- That's why we get upset if any of our watches is not working properly. We are upset (partly) because the expected orderliness and certainty are compromised. We are upset because we feel our certain and orderly alternate universe can break down and/or has broken down.
- Of course, there are exceptions to the above all around. Some collect watches to be fashionable. Some buy watches to show off to their peers. Some buy and buy to keep up with the rest.
Hope your wife has not fallen asleep...
