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meoramri · « **Reply #425 on:** July 23, 2015, 06:36:43 PM »

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meoramri · « **Reply #426 on:** July 24, 2015, 08:25:09 PM »

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meoramri · « **Reply #427 on:** July 26, 2015, 02:11:55 PM »

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meoramri · « **Reply #428 on:** August 09, 2015, 10:50:45 AM »

Teacher: Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend and Wife.
The whole class became silent till little Santa Singh put up his hand and answered: Prepaid, Postpaid and Unlimited.

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meoramri · « **Reply #429 on:** August 17, 2015, 07:04:15 AM »

7thfort · « **Reply #430 on:** September 18, 2015, 01:17:50 PM »

Husband found his wife's old school report card ... fainted.

The comment written,

"Most obedient and soft spoken student"

7thfort · « **Reply #431 on:** September 18, 2015, 01:20:00 PM »

I am helping a friend who runs an outdoor activity center.

We are offering "Free Bungee Jumping" to members of BN. No strings attached.

7thfort · « **Reply #432 on:** September 18, 2015, 01:22:30 PM »

Signboard outside Library

"Statutory Warning ... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands."

7thfort · « **Reply #433 on:** September 18, 2015, 01:24:07 PM »

Signboard outside a prayer Hall.

"Please do not leave your bags, wallets, cell phones unattended ... others might think those are the answers to their prayers."

7thfort · « **Reply #434 on:** September 18, 2015, 01:28:28 PM »

Signboard outside Heaven.

"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God ... Oh God ... will not be considered as prayers"

7thfort · « **Reply #435 on:** September 18, 2015, 01:30:05 PM »

Signboard outside a prostitute's house.

"Married men are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy."

7thfort · « **Reply #436 on:** September 18, 2015, 01:31:33 PM »

Signboard outside a bar.

"Those of you who are drinking to forget, please do pay in advance."

raychan · « **Reply #437 on:** October 07, 2015, 07:21:34 AM »

husband could lost interest with wifu lol

7thfort · « **Reply #438 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:42:25 PM »

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

7thfort · « **Reply #439 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:43:49 PM »

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

7thfort · « **Reply #440 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:44:25 PM »

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

7thfort · « **Reply #441 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:46:04 PM »

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

7thfort · « **Reply #442 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:47:28 PM »

There is a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.

So what's the problem?

7thfort · « **Reply #443 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:49:20 PM »

There is very little advice in men's magazine, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me a naked women".

7thfort · « **Reply #444 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:50:50 PM »

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

7thfort · « **Reply #445 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:51:41 PM »

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

7thfort · « **Reply #446 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:55:31 PM »

Female Brain

40% Love
20% Shopping
20% Money
10% Gossip
10% Sex

Male Brain

97% Sex
1% who to have sex
1% where to have sex
1% how to have sex

7thfort · « **Reply #447 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:56:38 PM »

Men are like shoe laces.

They enter many holes before they tie the knot.

alphaz · « **Reply #448 on:** December 17, 2015, 03:04:27 PM »

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

7thfort · « **Reply #449 on:** April 12, 2016, 11:40:46 AM »

A little boy was in a bus eating chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...

A man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"

The little boy replied "My grandfather lived for 132 years"

The man asked, "Was it because of eating chocolate?"

The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his own business!"

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