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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #400 on: January 25, 2015, 12:49:50 PM »
If Plan "A" fails, remember there are 25 more letters.

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« Reply #401 on: January 25, 2015, 12:51:28 PM »
Common Sense is like deodorant.

The people who need it most, never use it.

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« Reply #402 on: January 28, 2015, 10:49:01 AM »
Husband kneel down to pray.

Wife - What are you praying for?

Husband - Guidance

Wife - Pray for stiffness. I will guide it myself

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« Reply #403 on: January 28, 2015, 10:55:45 AM »
3 ladies took a lift in a car full of engineers. Since no place available, the ladies sat on each man's lab.

1st Lady - Are you a IT engineer?
Man - How do you know?
Lady - Your Pen Drive is trying to connect with my USB Port

2nd Lady - Are you a mechanical engineer?
Man - How do you know?
Lady - Your piston is trying to move into my cylinder

3rd Lady - Are you a civil engineer?
Man - How do you know?
Lady - Your dam has broken and flooded my village


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Re: What A Joke!
« Reply #404 on: April 19, 2015, 05:37:34 AM »
As USA get closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.

The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky. ... 

And Monica blew it.


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« Reply #405 on: April 19, 2015, 04:45:40 PM »
Lol!


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« Reply #406 on: May 17, 2015, 02:26:23 PM »
A man saw a lion in the bush, he knelt down and closed his eyes and started praying.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling in front of him and praying too.

What a shock! He asked the lion, has God touched you?

The lion replied, "idiot", don't you pray before you eat?

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« Reply #407 on: May 17, 2015, 02:33:50 PM »
Not sure if this joke appeared before.

A man is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breast feed her baby in a bus.

The baby refuses to suck the breast and the mother warns, "if you don't suck, i shall give it to the uncle next to me". The baby still refuses.

After about 20 minutes, the woman repeats the "threat".

The man clear his throat and says "look, madam, you better make up your mind. I was supposed to get off 6 bus stops ago"

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« Reply #408 on: May 17, 2015, 02:39:27 PM »
Japanese Sex Argument

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex.

Husband : Sukitaki mojitaka

Wife replies : Kowanini mowi janakpa

Husband says angrily : Toka anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging : Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji

Husband replies angrily : Na miao kina Tim kouji!

I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this, as if you understand Japanese.

You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. You guys need serious help.

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« Reply #409 on: May 20, 2015, 02:18:06 PM »
Bio Teacher : Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration

Girl : Ma'am, how about 9 inches

Bio Teacher : I was talking of necessity not luxury

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« Reply #410 on: May 20, 2015, 02:19:02 PM »
All medicines have Side effects. Only Viagra has Front effect.

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« Reply #411 on: May 26, 2015, 08:53:42 PM »
if you need help


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« Reply #412 on: May 28, 2015, 07:12:55 AM »
Batman's weakness - tanlines

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« Reply #413 on: June 03, 2015, 07:43:21 AM »
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« Reply #414 on: June 17, 2015, 04:27:12 AM »



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« Reply #415 on: July 01, 2015, 05:04:33 PM »



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« Reply #416 on: July 06, 2015, 11:29:37 AM »
What is the difference between liability & asset?

A drunk friend is a liability.

A drunk girlfriend is an asset.

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« Reply #417 on: July 06, 2015, 11:31:42 AM »
Wife to accountant. What is inflation?

Earlier you were 36-24-36 but now you are 48-40-48.

Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.

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« Reply #418 on: July 06, 2015, 11:33:47 AM »
A prospective husband in a book store.

Do you have a book called. "Husband, the master of the house"?

Salesgirls - Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor.

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« Reply #419 on: July 06, 2015, 11:35:15 AM »
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life"

The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book"

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« Reply #420 on: July 06, 2015, 11:38:25 AM »
Who's guilty?

Husband and wife are sleeping.

Wife dreaming .. and she suddenly shout "Quick, my husband is back"

Husband gets up in lightning speed and jumps out of the window.

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« Reply #421 on: July 06, 2015, 11:40:44 AM »
Total disaster

2 friends were walking and suddenly they stooped.

1st friend - Oh my God!!! my girlfriend and my wife are coming together...!!!

2nd friend - Damn, mine too!!!

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« Reply #422 on: July 07, 2015, 12:32:19 PM »


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« Reply #423 on: July 14, 2015, 01:46:16 PM »
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« Reply #424 on: July 21, 2015, 05:07:15 AM »



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